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α ¡ D α и
α ¡ D α и
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PostSubject: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSat Jul 11, 2009 6:53 pm
:: Tanong at Sagot ::
Q: Ano ang taong pinaka mahirap sa mundo?
A: Bulag...wala kita.
Q: Ano ang taong mayaman?
A: Duling...dalawa kita.
Q: Ano ang pinaka mayaman sa dalawa??
A: Prostitute...kita lahat.

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:: mahal ako ni tatay ::

ANAK: tay! sino mas mahal mo, ako o si nanay?

TATAY: syempre ikaw anak.....

ANAK: kaya pala kapag madaling araw,
ako po ay kinukumutan niyo
at si nanay naman po ay
hinuhubaran niyo......
sweet niyo tlga tay, a lab u....

aja aja aja ahehehehe

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:: Praying for 10 Pesos ::

Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.

Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."

Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".

Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin: "Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas".

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:: 69 ::

GIRL:mag-69 tayo dear !
BOY:pano yun?
GIRL:ganito lang...
(pmwesto n cla at bglang nautot ang girl ng 4 times):
BOY:ayoko na!DI KO N KYA UNG NATITIRANG 65

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:: SUCK IT ::

Erap went to US to have his aching PENIS checked.. when he was already in the Dr's Clinic, the doctor examined his Penis then Erap just suddenly moaned and screamed "Sakit Doc" "Ohhh Sakit Doc, Doc C'mmon ang Sakit" the doctor was disgusted and said SUCK IT YOURSELF.. you pervert!!

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katawa. :: JOWK TYM :: 801166
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Ms. Xie
Ms. Xie
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSat Jul 11, 2009 7:00 pm
WTH. Nice ;]]
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nicbaenz
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 12:19 am
KOrNI yung iba
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 12:22 am
korni daw ang iba :: JOWK TYM :: 47229
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 12:43 am
..ung sa pulubi lng gux2 ko .. :: JOWK TYM :: 163720
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Ms. Xie
Ms. Xie
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 12:45 am
The Mahal ako ni Tatay Joke was like Oh..
not suitable for young audiences. =))
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mariyela_h
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 1:07 am
haha.
green jokes ung ibaa.
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Ms. Xie
Ms. Xie
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 1:56 am
Yung 10 Pesos Joke lang yung mejo Okay.
Haha~ san kaya nya nakuha yan. :))
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shinlonely14
shinlonely14
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They say loving you gives pains and full of sacrifices But I'll rather take pains and lots of sacrifices than not to be love by you.


chatterzone
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 5:26 pm
wahahaha joke b un sbhn mo pg ttwa ko =))
juicy kna yummy k pa :: JOWK TYM :: 801166
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sk83rboi
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 12, 2009 5:31 pm
ayoko na mag jowk..bka pagtawanan nyu lang ako!!..
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dree6cube
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POLiTiCAL JOKE!


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Isang gabe, Sa isang beerhouse sa Malate...


GRO: (sumasayaw) ganito po sa amin, Walang maayos na trabaho, walang pambili ng gamot, walang tutulong.

MANNY ViLLAR: Hayaan mu anak, AKO NA ANG SASAYAW!

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Go Go MANNY!

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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeFri Jul 17, 2009 9:42 pm
LOLs. :)


:: JOWK TYM :: 1_225278642l


i miss being his :: JOWK TYM :: 25zi5pu


'the past is the only dead thing that smells sweet'


'he is always be the best man for me'
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One act of random
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nicbaenz
nicbaenz
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeFri Jul 17, 2009 11:02 pm
boring!!!!!. . .
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Choco Pancake Panic
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> : Electric Chocobo. :))
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSat Jul 18, 2009 3:35 am
Benta. Haha. lmao
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Ms. Xie
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSat Jul 18, 2009 4:04 am
anjok jok. haha
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eya™
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 19, 2009 7:25 pm
nice one (:
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PostSubject: Re: :: JOWK TYM :: :: JOWK TYM :: I_icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 7:26 pm
what a Joke!!


amazing!!
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PRINCESS AFHUR
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lmao
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wahaha :))
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> : :))
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HAHAAHHA....
make me laugh aa,
hahahahaha....

:: JOWK TYM :: 801166


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alecs*kira*
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> : just focus ..
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patawa


:: JOWK TYM :: Alecsthw

::ur tears will initiate the process of healing .. and whether you believe it or not , one day , you will fall in love again ::
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acoxiela :)
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ktwa ung ung pers jok lmao
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→ meowmeowlhady™ :)
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wahahaha egypt dance
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