I think the subject's understandable enough.

Here's a few of mine:

"Grop grop kayo, grop 1 grop 2 grop 3. Basta mggropgrop nlang kayo." grop=group

"sus mariang garapon!"

"mgndaaaang umaga!"

"don't talk when i talk when you talk batok!"




share yours. . .

when my teacher finally finished discussing a lesson, she would say

"isn't it?" --lagi nlang ;]

and when no one understand it.. she would say --

"i konek ninyo blah blah blah"

at pag galit na siya, she would say --

"hindi aq mrunong sumigaw ah! at wag nyo akong turuan!"

ok gud morning klas
Teacher:wat is the day today?
Class: Today is monday
Teacher: bcus its monday
we are going to
p.e

wahaha
ayan adviser
nmin.

"pinagmuka nyo kong tanga!"
-adviser ko nung first year :)

"there are many peoples living in our country"
-teacher ko sa mapeh

xD

"do you get me?"
- teacher namin sa Filipino, after discussing a topic. =))

" anak ng tupa nmn oh "
teacher sa English

"gets.? if you understand it then we should have a quiz tom."
tsk. mam math.

*diktador ! mga anak kayo ni marcos
*time is already time
*MAPEH!! is a nonsense subject
*for the holy spirit to come upon us
-teacher co sa MAPEH nung 2nd year

*pagnalate aco may +5 kayo sa exams
*pass your handbooks at 3 pm
*everyone should pass their handbooks or else they will join the cleaners
-adviser co nung 3rdyear/english&CLE teacher co den

*anu ba?!
*so aco pa sinisisi nio kung bakit kau nalelate
-teacher co sa chemistry at filipino(lageng mai world war sa room pag yan teacher namin)

*MGA LiNTiK KEO...(kpg ngccmula na ang mga WORLD WAR sa rum..)
*WULA KEONG MGA ALM KUNDI LUMAMON..(pnma kei GORDON... PARE mg ppyat ka na kase..)
*MGA WULANG GNWA KUNDi MGPLKi NG iTLOG...(e2 nmn sa mga boix nttmad-tmad)
*PRANG LGiNG HiNiHiLA ANG MGA MANi..(pra nmn toh sa mga 3'rd nming mga kpitbhay na gurlx na wulang gnwa kundi sumigw...)


*KHT NA GNYAN KEO MHAL NA MHAL CO KEO, PRNG MGA ANK CO NA DIN KEO...(awww.... lxt dei && kpg mei mga xpecial happenings nea yn cnbi...)


YN ANG ADViSER CO NUNG PERST YR ACO :))
LUVYA MAAM JENNY CASTiLLO :)

okay class! open your books on page ** ..lagi na lng ganun
teacher namin sa english!

Para kayong mga T-A-N-G-A!
You mark my Word.
E T C :)
- Mrs. Laguador

E2 ung memorable na cnbi saken ng eko tchr nmen..
prang hayok kc natawagin ako araw2. haha

"ok miss Luis,, Ibigay ang pagkakaiba ng GDP at GNP"

kaloka. haha

discussing about plants sa home technology namin...
******
teacher: ok class.. what do you call the phase producing male and female cells?
student: gametophytes sir.
teacher: yes you're right. it's game-to-fight.
student: no sir it's gametophytes.
teacher: no, kahit itanong nyu pa sa science teacher nyu.

student: sir what's the right pronunciation?..gametophytes? or game-to-fights?
science teacher: it's gametophytes class (laughing)

ANOTHER:

student: sir, the report is very long. can we just suggest to have a hand-outs about those?
teacher: sure you may..
///..the next day......\\\
student: sir,?
teacher: yes.yes.. reporters... give them the hands-out.. (we are laughing)

******

social science teacher discussing about asian history and while discussing.. she had a ginger in her mouth...
******
student:madam, why is it important to know the advantages and disadvantages of having a business with the other asian people?
teacher: it's very important for you to have knowledge about them.
...and for you also to help yourself because if not..

(shouting with a bubbled eye) HOW WiLL YOU BECOME REEEEECH (rich) ?
(the ginger in her mouth fell and we are laughing 'coz we thought it's a pustiso)

*******
nyahahahahahaha.
and many many more experiences about thos teachers.

"a stupid question deserves a stupid answer. so stop asking."
"bawal dito ang mga bobo. ano kayo mga pinalakad? kung hindi mo kaya dito, pwede ka na lumipat after my class."
-- teacher ko sa T.H.E.ü

terror pero malaman magturo. :)

Hindi na kau elementary - Lahat ng teachers nmin
Nakaka awa naman kau - mam tin
Ang Hirap naman kumuha ng top 10 sa inyo, napaka gulo niyo e. - Mam tin

Ms emily my biology teacher
"Your opinion is not being asked.."
"EMERALD-1 your always losing my TEMPER!"

hahaha.

4th yr- physics. Mrs. Velilla

"therefore, ZERO ang resultant :)"

2nd year

"ICT 2a i will guidance you.ü"

"Abangan sa susunod na kabanata nf florante at laura, bahaw kanin lamig."

-2nd yr(Filipino)

"iba akong magalit.nagtratransform aq"

"Hay nakoo.prang ala aq sa Courage.prang hndi mga 1st section"

kapag minsan inaasar namin yung teacher nmin sa filipino:
teacher-(dudukutin ang cp nya sa bulsa)"hello DepEd..teacher abuse.."

hahaha..

gets nyo?

sa science teacher nman nming bisaya..
teacher-uki class.

do i make myself clear? haha

"Kayong mga babae kayo, Ang iingay niyo! Gusto nito, Pagbubunutin ko yang mga bulbol niyo?"

--Tchr. Connie Bilbao.
Grade 5 ako. Tawa talaga ko nun. Wala na akong pakialam kung mapagalitan pa. (:

"WHATSOEVER, ETC. ETC."

--Tchr Mhey Burgos-Tabulina
Hilig niya yan sabihin pag may enumeration. (:

"Am I Right?"
--Tchr. Grace Cadangan
Sinasabi niya yan pagkatapos niyang iexplain ang isang TOPiC. (:

"Sa Batangas ay mraming nag PiPiS Business."
"Asan na si DYiSA?"
"Tuturuan ko kayong mag SMAS."
--Tchr. Tirso Garcia
Teacher ko sa TLE at MAPEH. Ang ibig niya palang sabihin, FiSH, JESSA, at SMASH [badminton].

(:

PHYSICS ~ ma'am paragas
"may quiz tayo bukas, promise yan."

MAPEH ~ sir villaruz
"bat may nkikita akong babeLs jan?!" [bubbles]

"yes?"
- titser ko sa AP nung 2nd yr.
hahaha,